Date: 6/1/18 10:11 am
From: Georgia Klay <gklay...>
Subject: Friday/..Cat Puns...groaners
Cat Puns

For many people cats are the purrfect pet that they like to paws with after a busy day. <>
It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road. <>
It’s difficult to know where to draw feline, when it comes to cat jokes. <>
It’s raining cats and dogs, I just stepped in a poodle. Well, at least it won’t reindeer. <>
It’s raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn’t reindeer. <>
My cat didn’t like the music video, so she paws it. <>
Since they started paying dog catchers by the pound, they’re feline the pinch. <>
The cat took up computer lessons in hopes of mastering its grip on a mouse. <>
The city pound keeps a cat-a-logue of strays. <>
The man who impulsively got a cat despite his allergies later realized that it was a rash decision. <>
This big cat told me he was a tiger, but he could have been lion. <>
Two old tomcats were bragging about their brave exploits. ”Nice looking scars you’ve got their on your neck!” said one. ”Thanks,” said the other,”I made them from scratch.” <>
What would you think about a potion that turns people into cats? <>
What would you think about a potion that turns people into cats? I don’t know, but it would give me paws! <>
What’s the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times. <>

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