Date: 6/1/18 10:11 am
From: Georgia Klay <gklay...>
Subject: Friday/..Cat Puns...groaners
Cat Puns

For many people cats are the purrfect pet that they like to paws with after a busy day. <http://www.punsandjokes.com/for-many-people-cats-are-the-purrfect-pet-that-they-like-to-paws-with-after-a-busy-day/>
It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road. <http://www.punsandjokes.com/it-was-raining-cats-and-dogs-there-were-poodles-all-over-the-road/>
It’s difficult to know where to draw feline, when it comes to cat jokes. <http://www.punsandjokes.com/its-difficult-to-know-where-to-draw-feline-when-it-comes-to-cat-jokes/>
It’s raining cats and dogs, I just stepped in a poodle. Well, at least it won’t reindeer. <http://www.punsandjokes.com/its-raining-cats-and-dogs-i-just-stepped-in-a-poodle-well-at-least-it-wont-reindeer/>
It’s raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn’t reindeer. <http://www.punsandjokes.com/its-raining-cats-and-dogs-well-as-long-as-it-doesnt-reindeer/>
My cat didn’t like the music video, so she paws it. <http://www.punsandjokes.com/my-cat-didnt-like-the-music-video-so-she-paws-it/>
Since they started paying dog catchers by the pound, they’re feline the pinch. <http://www.punsandjokes.com/since-they-started-paying-dog-catchers-by-the-pound-theyre-feline-the-pinch/>
The cat took up computer lessons in hopes of mastering its grip on a mouse. <http://www.punsandjokes.com/the-cat-took-up-computer-lessons-in-hopes-of-mastering-its-grip-on-a-mouse/>
The city pound keeps a cat-a-logue of strays. <http://www.punsandjokes.com/the-city-pound-keeps-a-cat-a-logue-of-strays/>
The man who impulsively got a cat despite his allergies later realized that it was a rash decision. <http://www.punsandjokes.com/the-man-who-impulsively-got-a-cat-despite-his-allergies-later-realized-that-it-was-a-rash-decision/>
This big cat told me he was a tiger, but he could have been lion. <http://www.punsandjokes.com/this-big-cat-told-me-he-was-a-tiger-but-he-could-have-been-lion/>
Two old tomcats were bragging about their brave exploits. ”Nice looking scars you’ve got their on your neck!” said one. ”Thanks,” said the other,”I made them from scratch.” <http://www.punsandjokes.com/two-old-tomcats-were-bragging-about-their-brave-exploits-nice-looking-scars-youve-got-their-on-your-neck-said-one-thanks-said-the-otheri-made-them-from-scratch/>
What would you think about a potion that turns people into cats? <http://www.punsandjokes.com/what-would-you-think-about-a-potion-that-turns-people-into-cats/>
What would you think about a potion that turns people into cats? I don’t know, but it would give me paws! <http://www.punsandjokes.com/what-would-you-think-about-a-potion-that-turns-people-into-cats-i-dont-know-but-it-would-give-me-paws/>
What’s the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times. <http://www.punsandjokes.com/whats-the-difference-between-a-frog-and-a-cat-a-frog-croaks-all-the-time-a-cat-only-nine-times/>




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